Baby You Can’t Light My Fire is a Women’s Erotica/Erotic Romance short story - M/F. This erotica short story contains explicit content, erotic situations, graphic language and is suitable for readers 18 and over.A girl just can’t enjoy some on the job down time without inconvenient interruptions, not even when you own your own business. Telecommuting is sexy but when you’re the boss you have to be the one to put out all of the fires. Sometimes you even have to be the one to prevent them. A girl is working from home at her web based business when her annual fire inspector stops by to check her alarm. He notices some things are amiss in the apartment, like the vast assortment of toys and different play rooms. Although he thoroughly enjoys her tub and bathroom water playroom, he is most alarmed by all of the candles and various hot accessories she has in the kitchen. As she leads him on a tour of all of her special places, she tries all of her favorite tricks to keep him from spilling her secrets to the authorities.ExcerptThe fireman looked me up and down, taking in my sexy black underthings swathing my tight body. “Am I…interrupting something?” he asked.“No, I just work from home,” I said casually, trying to hold the door as shut as possible behind my back. “What can I do for you?”“Did you see the notice in the mailroom? It’s the annual fire inspection. I just need to do a sweep of your apartment, test your alarms, and make sure there are no hazards to report,” he said while staring openly at my breasts.