Don’t be sorry… I think we both know why I’m here. For the first time three of Paul Ramirez’s steamiest stories are available in one sizzling hot package. From first timers to horny old hands, these stories explore the wicked side of male sexuality and celebrate the lengths that some men will go to for a little bit of satisfaction… WARNING: Here I Cum is a 15,500+ word collection of hardcore gay erotica short stories. This book is intended for adults only and contains mature sexual themes. Dorm Room Dick: Dick’s at college, unable to admit to anyone that he’s gay. One day, his roommate Robbie bursts in on Dick during a private moment. As embarrassed as Dick is, he’s even more stunned when Robbie suggests that the two of them indulge in a little extra-curricular study. Will Dick take up Robbie’s offer, or will he continue to deny himself the desires of his true nature? Ugly As Sin: Jeff is the first to admit that he’s sinfully ugly, while Tom, his neighbor, is a social recluse with a terrible addiction to internet porn. Thanks to the poorly constructed nature of their apartments, Jeff has a front row seat to the nightly sex show. It all gets too much for Jeff, who hatches a cunning plan to ensnare the hottest guy in the apartment - but will his looks betray him once again? Sex On A Plate: Dane has a special surprise for Troy when they visit an upscale restaurant, and it’s not long before the two are indulging in outrageously exhibitionist behavior right under the noses of the upscale diners and staff. Nothing is off limits, and even the food becomes a part of their naughty game. Although they’re tucked away in a discreet alcove, there’s every possibility that they’ll get caught…